I assume this guy not only owns but has been kicked in the head by California Chrome?

First Twitter and now Kinja? Don’t you have a country to run?

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

Rotherham, Saville, now this...

It has come to this. Our government is more absurd than a 20 year old Simpson’s episode. Fuck me.

all Tyler Perry ever did was give us Madea movies.

He doesn’t need to pretend to know nothing.

Has anyone broken the news to Peter King that Dad’s not going to be at Mom’s (Kraft’s) pre-game party on Saturday night?

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Nothing builds a loyal fan base like a team whose entire attendance comes from free tickets comped to people on vacation.

He found donald’s Russian sex workers by finding the two that most looked like Ivanka.

Actually, he just typed “FIF” and before he could go any further, Google’s autocomplete did the rest.

Make you think where you could be in your life if you focused a little more, worked a little harder, and were the grandson of an NFL VP...

I bet it’s the rapey one with the grey dick.

You know that guy’s punched his wife before. She walked in, kept her distance, didn’t say a word.

The rapist

Stop trying to get me to masturbate at work.

Liberals ruined the country with their false equivalence fallacies. Whining about Trump doesn’t excuse them from staying home on election day. Fuck the liberal hypocrites who didn’t lift a finger to stop Trump, starting with that cunt Colin Kaepernick, the embodiment of millennial slacktivism.

Prayer and miracles, being encouraged by medical professionals....

Amen. The world doesn’t need anymore entitled little shits with entitled, I can wait forever parents.