Then why does BYU suck?

And such weekend warrior recovery ability has allowed you to make several deep, deep playoff runs at your desk job.

I hate to be that guy, but as a veteran of more than a few drunken road trips, I know the next day trip home sucks. Whether it’s a two hour hungover car ride, or in these guys case, a four hour private flight, that shit is exhausting. So it likely gave them just weds-fri to be alert and productive to prepare. That’s…

All the more reason he deserves MVP cred. An mvp’s team should be debilitated without him.

I need to confirm something. Unless Miami does the impossible, this means that Texans are probably going to play KC next week, right? Because based on this game, they might be about to relive a traumatic experience from year ago.

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

That’s a metric fuckton of coupons for Subway.

Damn, playing only 1 game in 2018. Sounds rough.

I’m not sure why it would upset Cowboys fans to hear that their relatively inexpensive offensive line has made it possible for them to elevate the play of two rookies on dirt cheap contracts with the potential to make them a great team for the next 5-10 years.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Amistud

“But it can’t possibly be all the fault of one idiot.”

Roger Goodell is on the phone to Adam Silver right now asking if the NBA allows 3rd party fines.

In an email, Bassi says the money will be used to have an “alcohol expert testify in her custody case.” Bassi sets that cost at $4600

Here’s the only Steelers headline you need: “Serial rapist removes helmet and reveals that he looks like a potato.”

When Denver called that goal line timeout after KC had just focused on killing of the clock, I automatically thought that Belichick would have crushed them for doing that. At no point did I think Reid would have that level of response in him, but I have never been happier to be wrong.

The Baba YaYas

Can I pretend this is the English translation of what the Swedish Chef is really saying?