holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet
HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

It was an observation, not an attack

Fucking A this KILLED my bracket.

I can already tell that you have a high opinion of yourself.

Not if we fight back.

Your dad is awesome.

You are completely incapable of detecting sardonic commentary, are you?

Don’t stand on your tiptoes; the joke might decapitate you.

Don’t stand on your tiptoes; the joke might decapitate you.

There is. Put all elections in the hands of the feds—certain states have proven that they are not to be trusted—make it crystal clear that all shenanigans are crimes, and sentence those found guilty of them to thirty years in prison, no parole, with a mandated minimum of medium security.

Oh, but didn’t you know? We’re all responsible for the sins of past administrations. Even when they didn’t belong to the party we support.

Just because someone does something wrong doesn’t mean that they are incorrect when they point out others doing wrong.

Ah, modern attention spans.

Actually, I’m just satisfied knowing that you will never be equal to me. Ever.

Frogger2020 is human garbage. This is fact.

What a bunch of shit.

Dogshit has more value than your family does.

We kind of need to go down there and no-mercy hunt these detestable death squads to Hell.

Yeah, grading your citizenship and creating a political caste system.

I’m just curious....who do you think you’re impressing? The cockroaches in that basement you’re in?

Hey look everybody, it’s the edgiest guy in the Arby’s breakroom!