“Defense spending is there to indirectly enrich the 1 percent by attacking other nations for their natural resources, even though said nation isn’t even remotely a threat to the USA”

You should have been drowned at birth.

You ain’t hard.

1. Andif you take out one or two of them with an AR, they’re going to kill you—after making you watch them rape your children. Soldiers know how to make you pay for making them bleed.

It wasn’t then either. Muskets are useless without being used by a disclipined army, and long rifles couldn’t reload fast enough to stop the incoming bayonet charge, as the AmRev itself showed time and time again.

Do you know how far a shockwave from a modern thermonuclear missile will go? Hit the city, and you’ll take the countryside with it.

Apollo is precisely why Hollywood needs to kill the action movies.

Translation from the TL;DR drivel: Your entire rationale for owning semi-autos is because of a fucking fantasy.

Given that your family is shit, how do you know he’d connect?

“Herpy derp! They do it too! Ah’m the edgiest guy in the Arby’s breakroom!”

Yup. And yours too.

At this point, I think that’s exactly what they’d do.

“Because teh babies”

You know what the fuck else we can do.

“I’m a doctor”

No offense, but your uncle is going to boil in shit for all eternity.

As a worthless pile of shit, you are not qualified to state what is absurd and what is not.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when you’re worthless white trash.

Woodrow Wilson.

Like I said: Entry level exams at medical school to weed these people out.