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HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

You hit the nail on the head: Unfortunately, for every five doctors who want to help people, there’s one that wants that Porsche.

It’s ok, I was being a smartass for no good reason and deserved it. I’m actually on your side.

The answer to the Shibs is simple: The Shibs represent Trump’s America. And 60 percent of Trump supporters have sex with their siblings

Cool! Not a resident, but I’ve been to DC multiple times(relatives on MD’s Eastern Shore). Love the museums and the zoo....but I don’t know how your whole city doesn’t just shut down in August. Holy humidity.

Okay. Look, I know they have nukes and they’re dangerous. But when is this fucking cancer of a country getting a slap across the mouth?

It’s good.

Look, I know that it was dumb and I’m sorry, k?

Man, I am really paying dearly for a flippant comment here

Suburban voters may differ from urban voters on a lot of things, but they differ from rural voters on a lot of things too. Also, not all suburbs are alike. Some are richer and some are more working class.

You also have some kick-ass bars and restaurants. To say nothing about the world-class museums.

I’m actually on your side.

Relax kemosabe, it was an admittedly poor joke. Believe me, I’m on your side.

ALWAYS include the metropolitan area. That’s what really matters. And as someone else points out....if you do that, then KC and STL have a slight majority of the population.

Do you haveactual numbers for that? Because I’ve heard otherwise.

Well to be fair, your economy does ultimately rest on tax dollars from the rest of us.

There was a country at the turn of the past century who also fetishized their military.

“Try going to a Golden Corral”

This is the best take on this subject that I have ever read.

Don’t you know? Hermit zealots who live in a rockpile 15,000 miles away were a legit threat to your legal freedoms!

I wonder how many people will feel like thanking the troops if Trump loses in 2020, refuses to step down, and a number of them back him up....