Why IS this state trending so red?!?! It’s like Kansas City and St. Louis don’t exist.

That depends on where they were and what they’re like

I’d love to fuck the woman he’s posing with.

We need to get New York progressives together to boycott Schnippers for serving him to begin with.

“The repeal of the Fairness Doctrine”

Stating that something is fact doesn’t make it so, Cletus. You’d think k that you’d realize that by now: You’ve been on here lying about being a success for months, yet in reality you still work with a pricing gun.

I like how it took a minute of looking through your past posts to make it clear that you don’t have a GED. Shut the fuck up.

Your family is worth less than dogshit.

The world with never be without violence, Granola Boy.

These days it is. And this is why our country no longer deserves to sit on the Security Council of the UN.

Oh, I think T-Mobile will still be around in four years.

“By doing things that others couldn’t”

Let’s talk about that “turn from the left” after the November Massacre that’s coming, mmk?

They are. But about your little spiel....got proof, Cletus?

“I do have intelligence and talent”

So let me get this straight: There’s a convoluted media plot to forecast economic doom, but you, a Wal-Mart stockboy, know better?

Hey Cletus,

Well, not all jobs allow you that opportunity at all, but let’s ignore that for a second.

In that scenario, it doesn’t matter how many right-wingers support him. He still loses the Presidency and goes to jail because that is what the law says and we are a nation of laws, not polls.

Yeah. Guess what just happened today, Cletus.