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“I live around the world and have a wonderful wife and life”

So you want me to believe that you design cell phone towers because you designed a desk?!?!?!?

Yeah, you see....here’s the deal. This is precisely how you Trump Trash try to argue online. Every single one of you ALWAYS tries to falsely resort to the fallacy of appealing to authority by claiming some high-powered job or degree. And when challenged on it? You snidishly refuse to give any sort of proof.

“I’m a designer”

In other words, you fuck your sister and you’re proud of it.

Shut the fuck up and go get me my fries.

Because as long as they get comments, they don’t care.

People will forget about Schumer Shutdown by summer, when it’s overshadowed by Trump Treason.

Again. It’s what people will believe, whether you like it or not.

People, you’d be surprised just how little this shit actually affects. The government’s list of “essentials” is basically very broad. Most people aren’t going to be affected at all.

It’s what people are going to believe, you worthless piece of shit. That’s all that matters. Just like no one believes your bullshit.

And that’s all that matters.

1. No one’s going to remember this shit in ten months.

The time has come, America. You can either have the First in its present, unbridled, irresponsible incarnation, as formed by people who had never lived in a democracy before and had no clue as to the pitfall of one...or you can have our nation’s health, dignity, and future.

That would be a blank space, as there is no such thing.

Yeah. Because you’re a “weed gangster” with two degrees!

In other words, you didn’t even know about STEM. You worthless, lying sack of dogshit. Your family should have been at that concert in Las Vegas; the world would be a better place.

Yawn. I want you to give me proof that you have these degrees.

That’s great. Look, this was amusing at first, but you’re starting to get annoying. I’m out.

You still haven’t explained how you could have graduated STEM nearly 20 years before the program began.