Honestly, I’m guessing that you work at Burger King. In case you haven’t figured out, I don’t believe a word you say. And neither does anyone else.

Again: STEM and its variants didn’t exist until 2006. So nice try.

Okay. Then we’ll apply truth.

And now we get to the heart of the maze!! It’s so easy to psychologically figure you out. You’re a trailer-park dweller who has to call a 22 year old “Sir” every day and who will die with a name tag on. You have this deep-seated obsession with worshipping a success that you will never have, which is why you lie so…

Eh. You may be right. Wow, that’s sad.

We’re not talking about Trump. We’re talking about you.

You know, people my age don’t say “rayciss”.

15. That’s the oldest that he can possibly be.

Again, STEM and it’s variants didn’t exist until 2006. So you got your degrees at 36 at the youngest? Even if that IS true(it isn’t)...that doesn’t exactly speak to you being a genius. Rather the opposite, actually.

Prove that you have a better education. Prove that you have these degrees.

Are you going to give us proof of your degrees? How about that NFL boyfriend?

Uh huh. Go Make America Great Again with some Drano.

You know what’s worse than vitriol and snark?

Okay, honest question: Are you from the universe of that Ricky Gervais movie “The Invention of Lying”? Is that why you think that everyone is so gullible?

Decades?

Actually, you’re a worthless piece of shit. Try again.

Yeah, okay.

You have dual degrees from Cal? Prove it.

Your God still considers lying on the Internet to be a sin.

You know who Kate Steinle’s killer should have found instead? Your family. The world would be a better place if they were lined in chalk.