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Every single word in this post is a lie. Especially the ones about your degrees. Which you can’t even spell.

That’s odd. I know of someone in the Boston area who also turned 40 this year and still can’t do that.

Dude, that first paragraph was logical.

On Sunday, we are all Jags fans.

Go learn how to properly vocalize the R sound.

You know this effort that you’re putting into your mental gymnastics? You should put that much effort into trying to get your GED instead.

They’re trying to judo us. They teach the tactic at right-wing seminars. It’s time to stop them. It’s time to say “No, there are exceptions”

And in the real world, you’re only going to get that if you have a government that can put on reasonable regulations that don’t allow them to strangle competition in the fucking crib.

If an employee took it upon his or herselfto do this? Not only should they be fired, but they need to send word to every business in the area, rendering them unemployable.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Sarcasm is a thing, yo.

“DACA is against the will of the American people!”—Those Guys.

I think we can all agree that the brunette holding up a “handsoff DACA” sign on the front page is a Class A hottie.

Fine. Guess what. It is CORPORATIONS that want it that way!

LOL you’re going to die with a name tag on. Dogshit has more value than you, or your family.

They’re not giving the land back to people like you, white trash shit-person.

No, he’s wrong. Besides, even if he’s not, it can just be undone.

....Just get the next Congress—highly likely to be Democratic at this rate—to repeal the law.

This. A couple of months of intensive EOs from the next guy, and everything Trump did goes away.

What this guy and Kelly both prove is that when this nightmare is over, the military needs to be politically deprogrammed. Evangelism has been allowed to gain too strong a foothold. It’s time to end that.