Yes, these places are shitholes.

Yeah, but he has actual value to our society. You’re a mouth-breathing Wal-Mart employee who should have been killed at birth.

Just like your chosen skill set doesn’t do shit for you in the REAL world. The apocalypse isn’t happening, Cletus!

Can we go back to the days when legit sports media acted like WWE didn’t exist, please?

You should have ended up in an abortion clinic’s municipal drainpipe.

Anyone who has ever loved you was wrong.

“I, lol really bro, am a worthless piece of shit, and I will die with a Wal-Mart nametag on. I should have been killed at birth...and yes, I have fucked my cousin”

You should go Make America Great Again with the Dran-O underneath your sink.

Well yeah,given that a rusty wrench is the only Christmas gift you ever got before that.

No, the reaction is coming in 2018 and 2020.

They feel the finger pointing at them

Here’s the deal, conservafucks: The fact-checker targets you because it targets lies. And you like to tell lies. It’s that simple.

So....who do you think Trump will leave it all to?

Your grandfather is getting fucked in the ass by Belial. Sorry to break this to you.

The way things stand in this country, people can inherit entire chunks of the economy scot-free. That doesn’t remind you just a little bit of Ye Olde Nobility?

Of course he does well for himself; there’s a reason why the trophy wife is there.

Me if I had been your friend: “Have you met the 27 year old stud who she’s going to marry the instant the bacteria get to work on your carcass, and is probably fucking already? Either way, you’ll never see your grandkids again.”

You’re right, though. We should be furious at that.

Um, Erin Andrew’s most famous moment involved her wearing NO suit.

I hear that false accusations of pedophilia can be a useful weapon.