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HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

Being a contrarian doesn’t make you cool.

We need a law in these instances where, due to the fact that they committed adultery with each other before the marriage, her claim is null and void.

This is why we really need some kind of law blocking inheritances in the case of obvious golddiggers.

I’m sure it will shock the hell out of you to learn that Stacy Jo Sager is an attractive middle aged woman who is appreciably younger than Craig.

Sucks to live in the engine of the nation, have your taxes pay everything, and be shunned in favor of cousin-fuckers, doesn’t it?

You know, people who make the shareholders first argument never have a response for this followup: If corporations are beholden to shareholders first and foremost, then shouldn’t public functions be carried out by, you know, someone else?

Honest question that I’m sure won’t start a flame war or nothing: If Trump really IS removed and impeached, what happens to Neil Gorsuch? The extent of my knowledge is that he stays, but there should be some pressure to get him off; I mean, a POTUS that is removed in disgrace should NOT be allowed to indirectly

Why are you not listing the name of Barnie Gattie’s store, so that he may be boycotted and revealed to the world?

This is a preview of what will happen in 2018 and 2020. They will come unglued.

He liked to tell Latino students at his posh high school to only speak English.

This is why the media needs serious reform. Do what they used to do, and attach news stations and channels to non-news stations and channels for their funding.

Oh, I TOTALLY agree with you here. But if this is your issue, then I’ve got to tell you....the Democrats are the wrong political party to take umbrage at.

Let me guess: Donks fan who has conveniently forgotten that his teams has been at home for weeks already?

If only you could afford an NFL jersey....

Read between the lines: He was “allowedto retire to save his dignity”.

You forgot “Mister Gristle Employment”

I really, really like how that guy suffered no consequences too.

Hell and no. This team was Browns West before him.

Trump usually does that himself.

KC isn’t Trump country. But hey, keep looking down on your inland allies and friends. Worked fucking great for you last time, didn’t it?