holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet
HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
holdthedooranddontdropyourphoneinthetoilet

I don’t think he realizes how unappealing he makes it to those people on the other side by just telling the truth.

Amen to that. There’s enough fucking people on this Earth.

Ah, another set of parents whose lives would become a thousand times easier if they just learned a certain one-syllable word that begins with N.

“But it’s a tradition among our people!”

Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.

Hahahah, that one most really slay them in the Norman OK Arby’s break room!

Why didn’t your mother better the world and put you down an abortion clinic’s drainpipe.

Did anyone honestly think that someone whose business model is misleading celebrity trash headlines would REALLY have the moral compass to do the right thing here?

BuzzFeed does suck, but these people are getting fucked.

LOLOL They’re young and educated and will have at least two more high-paying jobs in the next Decade. You’re going to die in a run-down Chicago two-bedroomer that you don’t even own.

God, I can’t wait until quantum computing sweeps them all the fuck away. Of course, that’ll bring in new douchebags ...

That’s what happens when you fill your workforce with cousin-fuckers subhumans.

“Who fucks that guy”

“Yes they are”—Jared Kushner.

It’s time for Facebook and Twitter to be shut down.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when it’s used by a worthless piece of shit.

Dogshit has more value than your family does.

In facilities that are not manned by native Southerners and can be removed from the South at any time.

That was before a little thingamabob called “nuclear weapons”.

If I had to work with a Trump supporter, I would openly question their competence.