Try telling CNN or the NYT that Verizon can censor what they report. See how quickly their lawyers have that in court.

This is why Southerners should not have the same political rights as the rest of us.

Go Make America Great Again....I’m sure there’s some Drano beneath your sink that’ll do the trick.

The only time I ever talk to a Trump supporter is when it’s late and McDs is the only choice I got for supper.

Bruni’s right-of-center smugness screams “Yes, I know they’d lock gay people up if they could, but I’M a New York elite, so I’m exempt, and I don’t care about anyone but myself!”

“Yeah, let’s make fun of a phrase because I’m too stupid to have ever heard of it before! That’ll show everyone why I wear a pricing gun at work!”

This is hilarious. You actually think you’re clever; you’re just displaying that you’re everything you claim me to be.

I’m sure that they’ll truly miss you pirating the show and not contributing a fucking dime.

Natalie Dormer has only been on TV since about 2008. How bad could it possibly be?

I’m not the one who tried and pathetically fails to confront a stranger online, armed with a set of lies that are hilariously, hilariously obvious.

Irony no. 1: Alt-right sites will be shut down before left-wing sites are(unless they’re outright Communist).

Enjoy this while you can, Republifucks: The election of 2016 was the American people having an angst-filled, drunken one-night stand, and the last two special elections was theAmerican people calling the other person and telling them it was a mistake.

Initial reactions aside, I’m actually not sweating this. Injunctions(and they know EXACTLY who to file with) will keep this frozen for well over a year, and then it will be thrown to Congress....and guys, if you don’t know that there’s a massive blue wave coming, you either don’t followAmerican politics, or do so…

If you see a Republican today, hit him in the stomach.

Oh, didn’t you know? Free Market economics are only a god when they benefit the corporations.

Why? It’s a fact that the world doesn’t really need you or your family.

Your family should have been at that concert in Las Vegas. The world would be a better place.

Oh, so you represent all of Reddit? They won’t even let you touch the industrial mixers at your job.

Yes, and those individuals have the ability to make something of themselves. You don’t. So you just spin off hilariously obvious Internet Lies.

The Ruckus family.