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HoldTheDoorAndDontDropYourPhoneInTheToilet
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So Mountain Brook is where the guys who make six figures live?

Just because it can be beaten doesn’t mean it should at all be tolerated.

I’ll take it.

NYT had Jones favored for most of the time that Moore hada lead, based.on the fact that Jones was felt to have more votes out there. They knew the whole time that Moore was leading that Birmingham, Montgomery and Mobile were still out there.

Lying makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Tell me swamp trash, how do you type with webbed fingers? I’m genuinely curious.

Are you bragging about being old and worthless to society? You shouldn’t. Also, don’t bother yammering on about paying taxes or some Internet Lie about some high-powered job. You all try that shit, even though whenever you show up on Facebook, you’re all “self-employed” (yeah, we know the code) and you’re wearing wife

Put down the flipphone and go put that salt on those fries.

Exlax....was used to hurry up your birth.

You know what, I wish you luck. You actually offered proof—you need to understand that NO ONE does that, and you’re clearly not an idiot.

It’s time for some SERIOUS media reform.

Here’s a wacky idea, guys: If a right-wing zealot wants to buy your outlet, you say NO.

It’s a curious thing how you fail to see that you are a worthless pile of donkey shit who should have been aborted.

Um, I’m a capitalist. Capitalism has treated me well. You though, it will see to it that you die with a name tag on., worthless white trash. Well that, and the fact that you have no skills and no applicable intelligence. Some people are just mediocre, sorry. And you are one of them.

Yeah, I see disaster coming a mile away.

Go Make America Great Again with a bottle of Drano, mmk fuckwad?

Okay. You know what? Let’s concede the university thing. That doesn’t prove the bright future and great job thing. Especially since that’s quite subjective....a lot of Asst. Managers at Denny’s will tell you they have a “great job and bright future”.

So you’re admitting to being that hideous?

Seriously, I’m going to assume that you used someone else’s pic for your sake, because Sweet Jesus.....I didn’t know that Revenge of the Nerds chars. were real.

1. I have no way of knowing that’s you.