“I’m a college grad with a great job and a bright future”

Keep it up, Cletus. After net neutrality ends, your white trash ass goes away.

Awwwwwww did I hurt your widdle feewings, Wal-Mart employee?

Get it out of your system now, McDonald’s Boy....after Mr. Pai gets his way, you’re off the Internet. Daddy will choose his Old Milwaukee over your Reddit.

No, it’s the truth. And we all know it. And someone needs to say it.

Nuh uh. You HAVE TO FOLLOW THE SCRIPT AT ALL TIMES, DAMNIT.

I’m fucking your mother.

I used to hate Ajit Pai.

If anyone of you Reddit assholes are reading this: You’re never going to strike it big. Ever.

You know what wouldd be awesome? If contrarians like this had to post their juvenile, look-at-me-I-found-the-Internet-in-2014 horseshit to their bosses and families.

My attorney will be speaking to you for blatantly stealing my insults.

Wow. Do you have anything else at all in the ammunition box? Any creativity? Denying the truth all the time won’t keep your beloved hero out of handcuffs in a year, and you denying the truth won’t change the fact that you go to work with a name tag on.

Are you saying that you’re not worthless white trash? Because I think you are and that’s where all the evidence lies. And if you try coming back here with claims of some high-powered job or degree(like you Trump Trash always do)....well, I’ma gonna be wanting some proof.

This is a reminder that if you see an ambulance carrying a member of thisisgonnahurt’s family in the back...get in its way. You’ll make the world a better place this Christmas.

That is good for you. Because you are a cunt. A cunt who is going to die poor despite his asskissing of people who literally see him as the worthless subhuman he is.

Quit defending the rich. You will never, ever join them. You will always be worthless white trash.

In all seriousness, this is legitimate reason to have him forcefully removed.

Oh. So you’re one of those people who think that intellectual and economic success are to be hated, because you’re envious, worthless white trash. Got it.

Oh believe me, we all know that’s what Jalopnik shitheads love about the Internet: You get to lie your asses off. But don’t be butthurt when no one believes you.

You live in a trailer park and you will never move from there—and lying about it online won’t change a thing. So you know how hard it is, you sister-fucking moron. Who bothered to spawn you?