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This is where I calmly point out that when Chinese CEOs get too political lly headachy, they investigate their financial dealings and, since they pretty much always find illegal activity, confiscate their billions as.profitd of crime. Just a thought.

Dude, the baby boomers are still more numerous and wealthy than we are.

It’s how you play in December and January, not now or September. But now and September both count though.

Eh. I’m not going anywhere farther with this train of thought. Kind of a fucked up reaction on my part to begin with.

Yeah, it is. I went too far.

No, I just think they should have let that Boston Marathon bomber kid go.

As a Chiefs fan, I look FORWARD to the asschewings we’ll get this week. All deserved.

Just like we’ll feel your pain when the old men you have at QB and HC retire, and you don’t sniff the playoffs for another 10 years.

It’s times like these that I really wish someone would have given that Tamerlan kid a suitcase nuke.

You know that family ended up voting for Trump.

I’ll bite. Why are we recycling a 3 year old article?

Writing from a year later: Congress DID let that bigoted nonsense take hold. Also, the racist uncle is probably a lot more quiet this year, as special elections hint that a Democratic wave is on the way.

You will never be rich. You will always be white trash. So stop defending them.

Or how its common for people who work at truck stops to have “BigDick” in their handle like they’re 13?

Moore’s not going to be a Senator no matter what. If he wins, McConnell is going to boot his ass, and have the Republican Gov. of Alabama appoint someone.

Don’t forget—he also ruined the career of Bam Bam Bigelow.

This is precisely why Southern states need the guiding hand of the North.

Because governments are evil. Or at least that’s what corporations tell me.

Yay

Translation: “WAAAHHHH!!!!! I should be able to do and say WHATEVER I WANT! Mommy and Daddy never taught me otherwise!”