Worse times.

1995.

It was, but holy shit does her constantpop culture references dateit.

I could say the exact same thing in regards to your assertion that last week didn’t predict anything. Which we both fucking know would not be your attitude at all if the elections had gone red.

And that’s my point: They’re about to stop.

Tell me...if the Brownsdefeated the Steelers, would you think that the Browns would win from here on out? Or that it was a lucky fluke and almost certainly never going to happen again?

Have you ever heard of a little something called a “fluke”?

Read your political pundits. EVERYONE is saying that it harbingers a blue wave.

Huh. Then in case you haven’t noticed, “we” rejected Trumpian politics on Tuesday in a resounding manner.

We need an immigration patrol service. That’s beyond question. But this one is broken.

“It’s a crime!”

You didn’t lose your job because of them. You lost it because of mechanization and because you are a mediocre person with nothing to offer society.

You’re the type of guy who rages when he sees “Hernandez arrested for weed” in the paper. But if you see “Billy Ray Cletus arrested for meth”? You just whistle and look at the sports, do you?

Cut the “we” shit. Last Tuesday showed how the REAL American majority feels. We’re taking back the country from the worthless people.

“Do you hate the poor Jack?”

AWWW YISSSSS Let’s witch hunt practical allies who may have not even known what was going on, because hey, we EXTRRRRRREEEEMMME Lefties sure have proven that we can win elections all on our own, have we?

“Who likes to Lord their accomplish ments over others”

You’re going to be buried in Potter’s Field, you know that right?

Nothing like an automatic “Your Mom” response to tell me that someone has already tried and failed to get their G.E.D.

You also work at Wal-Mart.