Paterno arguably did more for Penn State than any other coach at any other school in history. Yet he is vilified by some, who know nothing.

Andy Reid doesn’t know what leftovers are.

Draymond wanted to do a mirror selfie, but the estate of Diego Velazquez has a copyright claim on that.

*A young boy approaches Shoeless Joe Jackson as he exits a Chicago courthouse*

Young Boy: Say it ain’t so, Joe!

Shoeless Joe: Ah, fuck you, Billy.

Ohio State Blackeyes

Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

I thought it was just to confirm that he could use “Good Vibrations” as the theme for the new “Parkinson’s is not caused by CTE” campaign.

Finally, Benghazi is over!

Isn’t this clearly a case of “we know this guy is a republican/asshole/bigot/rightwinger/“friend of Donny” so put him on the lineup and make him publicly say ‘no’ to us” with their internal belief being that no one would publicly turn down the opportunity to espouse their political views at a presidential convention?

When did cops become such delicate fucking flowers? Christ, they’re the most easily butthurt of any profession I can think of.

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

Yeah, well it turns out my kids have a strong union.

(Mississippi State has great season) (takes UCLA job, breaks off communications with his former player-sons) You see, just like a normal family.

They would likely be more help. If they are so easily offended by this call for peace, they seem like the guys you don’t want responding to a tense situation. These meatballs need their mommies to rub some talcum powder on their sore, sore red asses.

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

That’s why her son Jason wears a mask.

I know he slipped a bit last season but I get the feeling everybody just told him “This is getting weird. If you don’t retire now the government is going to dissect you until the find whatever anti aging gene you have” and Tim just sat still for a few seconds before saying “Fine,” and started drawing up the paperwork.

I'll add another: never tell your kids YOUR internet aliases/pseudonyms. Unless you want to have the "Daddy, why did you call Kobe Bryant a 'worthless fucking cumbucket of a ballhog who does a worse job of giving up the rock than Whitney Houston' on Deadspin today?" talk....

What does it do to an 8-year-old to see a woman being fucked by a horse?

Despite intense lobbying, Vitale refused to meet with Archbishop Stavros of the Greek Orthodox Church. Vitale just doesn't have the time for the mid-majors.