Especially someone a mere 6 years younger than that.

Hey everyone, a Jalopnik asshole made a really fucking stupid comment! I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

Because to the GOP, words speak louder than actions.

They’re the half that has convinced themselves that they support the other half, when in fact the other half supports them.

The South: “When we resort to fear and hatred and force, it’s setting things right. When the North does it, it’s bullying”

I meant that the IOC is a libertarian fantasy in that they are a group that essentially owes no alliegance to any national laws.

Note to people who buy into libertarian SeaWorld fantasies: When you give private entities de facto freedom from any legal code or jurisdiction, the IOC is what happens.

Hey, as a Cubs fan, I’ll be glad to take Chapman. Maybe he can get their heads out of their asses.

Swinging a fucking bat: Evidently, the definition of working for it.

How am I being hard on myself? I’m calling you a liar.

What a shock: Jalopnik asshole tells Obvious Internet Lie. News at 11.

So yeah. A rookie who hasn’t proven shit beats the shit out of his girlfriend for months, and nothing will probably happen. But the best back in the league, a guy with no record of harm to others, is suspended for a big chunk of the year for a drug that will be legal everywhere by 2040.

This day has been shit for my fantasy prospects.

Don’t sweat it. You already have that job covered.

Don’t feed the troll. That’s the government’s job.

He can make a living, I as an NFL fan just don’t want to support him doing so with my money. And thanks to revenue-sharing, that’s what I’d do no matter who I root for and buy stuff from.

Turn on your sarcasm detector.

Depending on where on the ladder they are, they either see themselves as better off playing lacrosse or it cuts into their beer money.

So what. He deserved it.

What does he do besides throw the egg far and inaccurately? I’ll wait.