Not that Alex Smith. Believe me, as a Chiefs fan, the first fucking thing I did was look.

I can’t defend King Koopa Rapist, but I’m pretty sure that Chump has done far more unethical things than adjusting footballs ever so slightly for a better grip.

You mean the same “liberal media” that is the only reason he has a shadow of a chance in this?

That, and he doesn’t play for a Florida team...

I think that Trump insinuated just that by saying he’d speak for him.

Oh don’t worry, McCrory’s administration plans to fully disenfranchise them as much as possible. Because, for some reason, blocking democracy isn’t high treason.

Yeah, I don’t believe that you have a real MBA either, sorry. Jalopnik commenters are kinda infamous for being Internet Liars. Although you don’t seem dumb in your comment history, so maybe you misunderstood.

Yeah, sarcasm doesn’t work when it’s used by trailer park trash who clearly didn’t understand what was said to start with.

What a shock. Your name is Steve.

“And take the high road to 6-6?”

Yeah, that arrangement ended with Generation X.

You know...let’s take this shit-tastic argument at face value for a second.

Remember: When confronted by an acquaintance who insists on loudly shouting Trumpian views, do NOT be afraid to tell them to shut the fuck up.

He’s right. You are a moron. And it’s time that someone told you that ugly truth, you worthless piece of shit.

Their focus on “Prime Time” speaks volumes. They may have decades of market research, but they have the same Achilles Heel as the Hollywood studios: They’re run by omnipotent old men who still think decades in the past.

I’m sorry, but does anyone else think its time to move forward with police robots?

Yeah! They should work at a 7-11 like you!

Remove the Murderface name. You are not worthy of it.

Walking off a detail is usually a pretty big clue.

You will die in a trailer park, and your “kids” aren’t yours.