Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

I rather enjoy your laissez faire attitude towards the shift key.

Okay ... Republicans are fascists you fucking tool! Sort of like that you mean?

“the largest kidney grill butt cheeks ever designed for a BMW model.”

I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Tesla.

I feel like the big schnoz would just gently push pedestrians to the left or right, where dozens of them could be cradled in the giant indentations until those areas got full and the driver had to stop and clear them out.

David, you forgot the HB Durango, an SUV styled after a sad-looking hippopotamus

Pebbles will live on forever...

Oh my.

I don’t know about bounty-hunter specific laws, but “don’t go around pulling guns on people in busy offices” seems pretty universal.

I’m pretty sure they aren’t authorized to deploy lethal force upon initiation anyhow. They’re basically the formerly-living example of every gun nut that thinks they’re going to win in a cowboy shoot off against a villain.

Their tactics are appalling and they did their job terribly. Gun drawn take down with civilians in arms reach. No tactically trained individual would have attempted such a dumb and reckless maneuver.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Perfectly acceptable, it reduces wind noise and makes highway driving much nicer. Winter cruising too.

Nah. It’s delightful, especially on the highway.

But the EMALS!

He might just be smarter than the average bear, but that isn’t a high bar to clear. He’s probably dumber than the smartest bear though - they can open those bear cans and pull them out of trees and shit.

Sir, that first sentence is a thing of beauty.