“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I thought it was blue balls and violet vulvas because alliteration.

(chuckle) I read that first sentence with the typo as “blue vuvuzela”,and...

We should call that the finger blaster.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

The only thing less entertaining than most April Fool’s pranks is the throng of people telling us that April Fool’s pranks aren’t funny.

Another sex therapist here (hi!): this works both ways. Although less commonly discussed, men can also not have an orgasm every time, and their partners can respond in the same way.

Yeah, it is a weird spot. She is fully entitled to it and knows it to the letter, but if she was also being a bitch about it, you kind of feel resistant to wanting to expedite her requests. Throw in if she was one of those "You missed a spot, do it over" types.

I agree. I don’t like people who treat service staff badly, or who bring pointless nuisance lawsuits, but she had a signed contract for these things so I don’t understand why the hotel would think she shouldn’t get them.

Y’know, I used to see piracy as a black-and-white issue (and I still feel that it is fundamentally wrong on a number of levels, as gaming is a leisure activity—really, a luxury—rather than a basic human need, and therefore shouldn’t be subject to the whole “Robin Hood” school of thought in terms of “stealing is okay,…

It’s also possible that men’s tennis brings in more money because historically they’ve been the beneficiary of much more institutional support by way of PR and promotion. It’s easy to make more money when you’ve been treated like the top dog for 50 years. When you’ve received larger advertising budgets, more (and…

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

You know you are getting old when you attempt this at the county fair to impress your unimpressed girlfriend and then you can’t comb your hair the next day. #RotatorCuffsMatter

I’m very close to my sister, and she suffers from some deep clinical depression. This past year has been incredibly difficult for her, and as a result, it has been incredibly difficult for those that love her. Cancelling plans with a flaky excuse is NOT a snow day for those you love when they’re worried that you’re…

Agree. I have a number of friends who struggle with depression and anxiety and I appreciate and prefer their honesty 100% with no judgement.

A friend cancelled plans on a trip this weekend and all she had to say was that she’s having one of those days with her anxiety and depression. I think people get mental health and how it effects daily life now more than ever. Honesty is really the best policy. You might even get some soup and company brought over by…

Whaaaaa? Thatz Not Okay. (Hi, Caity, if you’re out there.)

*IF* the judging of the competition was done blind (that is, the judges did not see the competitors or the competitor’s name in relation to the project being judged, and did not know the gender of the competitors) - then I think this is fine. On an even playing field, women can win on the merits - NO PROBLEM. They…

Umm... Not more so than other women do? I was more referring to the apparent custom of handing out prizes/recognition/etc to dudes more often than equally-deserving women.