The kid is lucky considering the prevalance of red allergy today.

Also, they’re great for making pot butter!

Judging by these examples, the key component to looking great is better lighting. Got it!

EDIT - I HATE when I can’t go back and edit my typos/grammar mistakes. Two is one too many “to’s”.

It’s extremely effective to teach by example; I’m not sure you think otherwise. You’re basically training your brain to hear a chord or interval correctly and when you hear something wonky to ask, is that flat under or over pitch. Shit, I’ve been a musician for over 30 years and I still have to work to make sure my…

Send all moose requests to directly to Sarah Palin.

You have to keep following up. Email again. Wait a day or two and follow up with a phone call. And repeat. All the while maintain a professional, polite demeanor without sounding desperate or angry (I know, it’s a fine line). In the mean time research the types of companies the agency is staffing for and learn a…

Ha, I just posted a screenshot from a YouTube video of her getting slimed. HeeHee! We’re olds.

I don’t know, who she is...

This is amazing satire, and I’m sorry I’m only now reading it.

That’s organic ketchup, btw, and it costs $1 per ramekin.

Eh, you could create 365 (366 really) different accounts that are numbered or somehow named to correspond to the days of the years. And you only need one password. You could forward all those accounts to one, and really it wouldn’t be that difficult. Dickish to be sure, though.

Yes, but no.

Scotch is a whisky, but not all whiskey (or even whisky) is scotch.

If you go to Ireland and order a scotch, you should be punched. LOL. I realize they are similar products, I do not, however, advocate calling Jameson a scotch. That stated, I have no actual issue with Jameson as a product - it’s delicious - and I have plenty of ancestors from both sides of the North Channel.

But thousands of my relatives are stirring in their graves at the possibility you might consider Jameson a scotch... (And yes, I know John Jameson was actually Scottish.)

What is so difficult about scotch and water? Dewars will do just fine for cost saving.

Similar in my family, except ours ALWAYS include booze.

Or maybe she’s just a miserable bitch.

I also learned how to be condescending from my mother. It’s a lovely talent that I have evolved to hide for only those truly necessary times. May of those times are for her...