You can’t be “mostly vegetarian”. You either are or you’re not. Of course, defining “vegetarian” is an entirely different animal.

Was it KFC that made a “sandwich” that used two pieces of chicken as “bread”?

Oh, I’m a big ole carnivore, but even I like a veggie burger now and again. Bacon seems like a delicious addition.

Sure, let me just pull that extra table and dining room space out of my ass to accommodate your stupidity. Would you like antibiotics with your meal, or would you prefer to chance it?

Edit. I misread thinking they were upset at the thought of alligator eggs. Instead, they were upset that they hadn’t received alligator eggs. Heehee

Not sure why your coworkers think alligators are any more special than chickens anyway. LOL

My VFF’s are great at the gym!

But it was broke, so Nike did fix it. My old Chucks were horrible to wear all day. I’m eager to try these.

I half expected him to be the owner, but your thought seems more plausible.

I’ll still marry you! We can fight the Kinja together!

But you can help it. Get thee an eyebrow pencil!

I had apple pie for dinner. Yup, pie. For dinner. Even had some vanilla ice cream. Sat right there on my deck watching the kayaks row by on the river eating my pie. Happy Friday!

It was weird long before 2001.

“I think of her sometimes, mostly whenever I’m peeing outside, but can’t help to think of that beautiful lady with weed between her tits...”

You’re an adult in your 30’s. You ALWAYS have choices.

Don’t fool yourself. Someone in NY feels that way too.

Angry jerk off sessions are awesome. And perhaps too frequent for me lately.

Or given me a hard on while I’m at work!

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

Bernie Sanders is not a Democrat.