You can’t be “mostly vegetarian”. You either are or you’re not. Of course, defining “vegetarian” is an entirely different animal.

Was it KFC that made a “sandwich” that used two pieces of chicken as “bread”?

Oh, I’m a big ole carnivore, but even I like a veggie burger now and again. Bacon seems like a delicious addition.

Sure, let me just pull that extra table and dining room space out of my ass to accommodate your stupidity. Would you like antibiotics with your meal, or would you prefer to chance it?

Edit. I misread thinking they were upset at the thought of alligator eggs. Instead, they were upset that they hadn’t received alligator eggs. Heehee

Not sure why your coworkers think alligators are any more special than chickens anyway. LOL

I half expected him to be the owner, but your thought seems more plausible.

I’ll still marry you! We can fight the Kinja together!

But you can help it. Get thee an eyebrow pencil!

“I think of her sometimes, mostly whenever I’m peeing outside, but can’t help to think of that beautiful lady with weed between her tits...”

You’re an adult in your 30’s. You ALWAYS have choices.

Don’t fool yourself. Someone in NY feels that way too.

Angry jerk off sessions are awesome. And perhaps too frequent for me lately.

Or given me a hard on while I’m at work!

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

I need a cigarette now.

I wish we had those boxes here in the states.

Ah, you might eat more healthily, but you have all the smoking now. You’re welcome (from Virginia, a heavy tobacco exporting state).

But you bring up General Tso’s chicken which actually goes to my point that Asian cuisine is muddled in the States. General Tso’s is no more a Chinese dish than California rolls are Japanese. So, ignorance of the cuisine isn’t really inexcusable since many Asain-cuisine restaurants are only tangentially related to…

Ooooo, that's the most fun, isn’t it?