Some people spend their entire lives eating cereal out of those mini-boxes and a carton of milk, dontcha know.

Awww, but you punished her co-workers and not her.

I was thinking the same think about Mario Lopez.

The waitress could have evaluated the situation before assuming anything by simply walking outside and talking to the group.

My grandparents are the nicest, kindest, most loving people on the planet. They made my father.

Yeah. Everything I read about him makes him sound like a genuinely good guy. I like that.

Wait, someone gave you a blowjob machine? Could we link to that?

He still had the Bronco!?!?

I spit a snot loogie in the toe of all four of the shoes...

Barney Frank naked reading the newspaper in the gym lockerroom. Seriously, no one needs to see all that scrote.

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

Man, this cat is gonna die from diabetes before anything sticks to him.

Or their age. (Which is often how "Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miss are used to show immediate deference to an older person or a perceived class.)

So this is Britain's way of apologizing for the Cadbury Creme Egg Controversy of 2015?

His bulge was a metronome swinging back and forth hypnotically to the beat.

Pssst, I did too. Don't tell anyone though.

And damn is that teacher sexy. Love the, um, package-forward trouser choice.

Thank you. We needed this to clean out our minds from the previous post.

-You receive an IP relay call which is just a reading of The Raven followed by the threat of someone coming to get you. (This is a thing that happened to me and I still called the non-emergency number.)

Chait will be backing Rand Paul in 2020. Mark my words.