Man, this cat is gonna die from diabetes before anything sticks to him.

Or their age. (Which is often how "Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miss are used to show immediate deference to an older person or a perceived class.)

So this is Britain's way of apologizing for the Cadbury Creme Egg Controversy of 2015?

His bulge was a metronome swinging back and forth hypnotically to the beat.

Pssst, I did too. Don't tell anyone though.

And damn is that teacher sexy. Love the, um, package-forward trouser choice.

Thank you. We needed this to clean out our minds from the previous post.

-You receive an IP relay call which is just a reading of The Raven followed by the threat of someone coming to get you. (This is a thing that happened to me and I still called the non-emergency number.)

Chait will be backing Rand Paul in 2020. Mark my words.

Maybe we'll finally find out what the naked lady says.

I not so secretly hope she finds a way into public service after the White House. Senator Obama had such a nice sound when it was Barack; imagine now Senator Michelle Obama.

Come on, we all know that it was Michelle who big upped in India:

What is it with birthdays and weddings that make people so tone deaf?

We gays are having all the fun and sex and they aren't. It pisses them off.

I believe that the OP means that both God and Joseph are Jesus' daddies.

Some time around 21, I Naired my chest. Between the burning hair smell, the shortness of breath, AND THE NIPPLE BLEEDING, I still had to call my manager and get out of work from my waiting job.

I'm toasting right now. Toasting you with my scotch for this comment.

Unrelated, but a favorite German word of mine: "Kummerspeck" which translates to "grief bacon". It's a word for the extra weight you put on due to emotional overeating. Germans have a word for everything.

My guess is they use a uniform cleaning service and send them out en masse every few days (with all the towels). I've seen that in restaurants where I've worked. Individuals wouldn't get receipts in that case because you'd just be pulling a clean uniform from the stack and throwing it in a communal pile at the end of…

So... These clothes are prick-à-porter?