Kudos to Jim Cooke for the "fap"ulous artwork.

Fuck anyone who tells a man where he can and cannot fap.

Ehh, to be fair, probably not the first seed in your dad's mind. ;-)

Oh man, this gets me every time.

And the slices mix really well with a bowl of Ramen noodles to make a delicious, creamy soup. Even now that I'm out of the Ramen-necessary years of my life, I re-live favorable moments with a bowl-full.

The real embarrassment is that "desecration of a venerated object" is actually something you can be charged with.

Is it really a good idea to store a nine-volt battery in your glove box with the extreme temperature shifts many cars are subjected to daily?

You will feel cooler and look better in linen pants.

I live in SW Florida and had never heard of this. Thank you for changing my life, kind stranger.

Oh yeah. I gave up white and light grey for the same reason. I'm a sweaty bastard normally and I live in SW Florida now. Sweat is just gonna happen no matter what I do.

Those yellow pit stains aren't from your sweat. It's the aluminum in your anti-perspirant that causes that.

Nothing at all to forgive. In fact, reading my initial thoughts on this I realize that my gut reaction was to defend the guy and by default blame the girl. I actually LOVE posts like this because it does challenge me to re-think what I've posted and to evolve beyond my thinking. There are many interesting perspectives…

Well, thank you. It's open dialogue like this that prevents breakdowns in relationships. OK, Sarcasm aside, I'm not sure what post of mine you're reading, but I am very critical of this guy and the way he handles this situation too. It's not just about sex. It's about a communication breakdown and childish behavior -…

And you are free to concoct your own opinion. That's what we do here. Welcome.

But there'd be a lot of great, angry sex.

I understand that. What's your point?

Why does HE have to fix the "I'm tired" part f the equation. She hasn't expressed an inequality in the relationship. And if she feels there is one, then she needs to bring that up at least once instead of simply saying she is too tired, etc. I'm not saying that there isn't an inequality in the balance of the chores,…

Oh, agreed. He is a complete dick for ignoring her calls. This has, however, been an issue since at least the beginning of June when he started this spreadsheet - and likely way before that. They have both failed here.

Yes, and I fully expect that any follow up attempts at post-rejection conversation he's made have been met with rolled eyes due to clumsy, perhaps whiney, attempts to persuade her to change her mind and have sex - thereby putting her on the defense and demonstrating his obliviousness to the underlying issues causing…

Well, that is until he becomes a major dick by ignoring her phone calls after sending this to her.