The whole first verse tells the story of the virgin birth. How much more Christ do you need in the song? Obviously they chose words that better fit the situation. Silent Night was originally written in German. There are several English translations out there and many verses. No one expunged Christ. Geesh.

Really? This is what you got from that?

Yeah, I was ready for the heart-warming, tear-soaking "Wallich and his son loved to walk every morning until one day tragedy struck Wallich and he was paralyzed by a moose" twist to this story. Turns out the guy was just a lazy asshat. Yeah, would have been cool if he'd built the drone WITH his son. But what do I know.

I agree with you your argument now. That thing looks terrifying from a parent standpoint too.

He isn't building it with dildos and sex dolls glued together with Boy Butter. I think we can all agree that masturbation has nothing to do with his design. What's the issue?

I was thinking really old school and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My fat thumbs like the larger screen. And all those lolcatz videos on the YouTubes are much better bigger if not as hidef-y as the iPhone 4S. But yeah, super subjective issue there. You'll appreciate a removeable battery though.

Bought mine when it was only available with Verizon shortly before Christmas 2011.

Yes.... but.... Got my Nexus late December to replace my Blackberry after it slipped out of my hand and smashed into a wall and got crushed under my boot five or six hundred times (ok, I didn't really destroy the thing, but man did I want to). After installing some of my fave apps on the Nexus, it crashed at least…

That's a clown question, bro.

Ah yes, moving to Austria would be cheaper. But you're right, data plans in the US suck.

With the new threat of camouflaged Israeli commandos around, I have another excellent excuse to stay inside and play online. Thanks!

Best post of the day!

Yeah, bad form, Mr. Ex.

I see what you did there. Nice.

Oh there's a position available. Unfortunately it's backlogged with porn viewing, butt-plug testing, and bong hitting (with legally obtained tobacco products, of course). With responsibilities like that, who cares if a few sad tears slip past.

Definitely interesting article demonstrating the use of meta tags as business practice. I'm surprised that Kickstarter's success rate is so high at 44%

I read and re-read both your comment and the sentence above and STILL it took me a few minutes to realize it didn't say "asses". I mean, logic kinda dictates that your ass should get wiped in minute 1, right?

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Yowsers.