“Did you go to high school?”

It’s great that Christian Hackenberg gets to be a second round bust in two leagues. 

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

I see that Rory is joining Carfection as it turns out was originally his home before it was even called xcar.

I might just stop watching Top Gear and just start watching Extra Gear, it has the cool people for sure. 

I agree. I really enjoyed the last season and felt like the trio finally hit their stride. And now another shake up?

100% agree. While Harris was the obvious success (I genuinely love his personality and presenting style), Reid was a damn close second. I loved his voice on the show and the way he would try to expand the show beyond the normal supercar scene.  

Now, up to now my plan went all right
‘Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

Just go to eBay UK and type in F1. Good shit.

Dear Baker,

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

Idi Amin thinks all those medals are a bit ostentatious.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

I got rear ended by a woman who was on her phone. She got out, didn’t want to call the cops... or give me her info... or anything. Just wanted to leave. She hit me hard enough that he radiator was cracked and leaking fluid and my bumper was hanging on by only a single clip. No airbags luckily.

I call the cops, they…

“A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.”

Great, what’s next for these libtard snowflake office rules? A requirement that I wear a shirt? A requirement that I only piss and shit in the bathroom?  THANKS OBUMMER

My main takeaway from this is that Ben is completely full of shit. 

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Headlights that turn on when the wipers are on. My 1999 Grand Cherokee had this feature and no cars I've owned since, though newer and nicer, have offered it. It's idiot proof.

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions.