Also combines for one of the worst auto ads of all time. The one from a few years back of two brothers finally reaching their dream of racing around Monaco in their Camrys.

1990 Life F1. Least powerful engine of the field by >200hp couple to the heaviest chassis. Slower than even lower class cars. Mechanics forgot to put oil in or check tire pressures. The gauges didn’t work. Failed in every way possible.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

Whoever ends up buying this car, please read this note: We know you don’t give a shit about the car. Keep the plates, and give me the Volvo as a tax-free gift, please.

After skimming through this post I think most bad street names could be great band names.

They’d need to completely re-engineer it to meet anything resembling US crash safety and then put in a drivetrain that could manage US roads. It’s also 15" shorter than the 2 door Fiesta and a full 21' shorter than the Renegade.

I think a Fiat-branded US Panda is more likely to be dragged down by the name than to save it. The easiest way for FCA/Stellantis to sell a really small crossover in the US is as a Jeep.

nothing says reliability like the names Peugeot and Jeep together

Yeah, but that Tesla swerved so much that the driver almost dropped his phone!

Everyone’s been saying that for years, but there’s already Daniel Ricciardo, who isn’t afraid to swear on live TV or drop rando jokes, etc

Makes sense as they are the first post-Bernie generation...

Jordan Taylor is crazy as hell in the best way and a complete master of social media. Rodney Sandstorm leading the way.

Quality, speed, cost - pick two.

Short a tension span, then?

Defensive Holding!

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

Maybe it doesn’t apply to Schefter or Woj, but I suspect this is the only way reporters will be able to make a living in 5 years. 

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again.