My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

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FIFY.
What was the owner smoking vaping when he came up with this thing?

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

50 bucks says they’re relaunching as a crypto site

I’m wondering the same thing. In the book’s defense, this is arguably the best-case scenario for a movie studio to try and portray that particular plot line; the resolution was amicable and nobody really got thrown under the bus.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

Cloven hooves run in the family?

When you left sportswriting, do they make you delete all of the Bruce Springsteen out of your iTunes library?

YES! I had this issue! I distinctly remember one of the photos was a close-up of the rear fender of the Bentley, which was coated in molten rubber following a generous tire roasting. That image burned into my brain and never left. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this article.

Car2Gone

I can’t make a blog post online and have dozens of people come clamoring to donate parts and help me fix problems of my own making.

I’m getting a Chevy Colorado meets Honda Ridgeline vibe.

Best thing about Mitsubishi?  Their booth at autoshows is a great place to get some rest and relaxation from the huge crowds.

^^^This!

I want to know why they are building them if we don’t even know the prices yet. I guess dealers don’t care, they’ll order whatever they can get as the first years worth will go from delivery truck to the finance department. But seriously...why won’t they release pricing?

“Now that you’ve just read a 2000-word opus on why sponsored content is bad, here’s a look at Thursday’s Best Deals!” - Some website

Three of the first six items on the main Deadspin page are ads that are designed to look like articles, and God knows the Kinja Deals posts are loaded with sponsor-affiliated content. I think you guys can find a more worthy target than this.

SI’s pathetic stunt to increase brand awareness better not compromise the integrity of the Swimsuit Issue.