While you’re taking orders, can you send me a Maxwell Street Polish package from Portillo’s? TIA

Yeah, but do you really believe it was crazier than eating something like this?

Love too live in a country where a certain percentage of cops are literally just Adult Eric Cartman.

He will be bringing a handheld PA and microphone to his local Chili’s during the lunch rush. He made flyers for the self-arranged event using MS Paint, and has stapled them to several dozen phone poles around Bristol, CT.

Darren: Rub one out for RG3's dead brands.

Meanwhile, Maury Povich’s “Know Your Y” trademark is alive and well.

Hey, friendly reminder.

What was also bad was that teams had to supply their own wings.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

But did he survive the ground?

Waffle Crisp. Damn I love me some Waffle Crisp...

China:

I call it “cosbyseed”

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

“You know, I gotta tell ya, this new youthful Cubs lineup reminds me of the time they found those young men they found in the crawlspace of that one fella’s home - there’s a strike on the outside - Boy, that was somethin’, wasn’t it, Steve? - Damon Berryhill fouls that one off and now the count’s 0-and-2 - They were…

Check out YouTube TV or HuluTV, you can stream the SKY coverage which ESPN / ESPN 2 / *ESPN 3* ESPN NEWS & ABC is using and get a DVR and about 60 channels for $40.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

It is a busy SIX-LANE city road. That is a major arterial route not easily detoured. Should it have been detoured during a stress test? Fuck and yes.

I just LOVE watching videos that are posted to Instagram! I get to see the video in a pre-determined, small size with a ton of white wasted space around the page. I get to hear the audio at full volume with no choice but to revel in all the potentially ear-bleeding glory. I don’t get bothered by a progress bar /…

If you want to get caught up, all the 2016 rounds are up on the World RX YouTube (here’s Germany, which had one of the most incredible passes in racing history that year). The 2017 rounds are on the Ford Performance facebook because Ford bought the streaming rights in the US for 2017. Search for “World Rallycross…