Ehh, work with what you have I guess. As for the condescension in Pierre’s tweets...fuck that guy. A city is trying to bring jobs and investment to the area in a quirky midwestern way, and this guy is shitting all over it.  How dare they try to bring income to people in a fun unique way!!

My mom is on her fifth Fusion lease (24 month leases each time - an ‘11, ‘13, ‘15, ‘17 and the current ‘18), so honestly, that’s the car she wants, and I have no qualms with that. She’ll be up for her next one later this year.

Easy. Mercedes 450SL convertible, in burgundy, with hardtop and soft top. It’s been my mom’s favorite car for as long as I can remember, but she’s never owned one. She’d prefer a manual, but I don’t think the 450s offered them, only the 280/300s, and she’s explicitly stated she wants the 450.

My mom just got herself a new Grand Cherokee last week, in the color and trim she loves. I think this is like number 6 or 7 for her haha. When she told me, it was like she was trying to justify it to me, but I told her she has nothing to justify to me; it’s her money that she works way too damn hard for, so she…

Looks like a Subaru SUS. Basically a jacked up early 00's Legacy sedan with Outback cladding. Not a bad thing, here in the Northeast.

Really? Instantly reminded me of 2008 Dodge Avenger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Established name for safety, better price, much better interior without all the obnoxious pretentiousness that is usually associated with being a Tesla owner.

We rented an S60 R Design over the holidays. I’m impressed with the power and styling of the new Volvos. The interior in particular was very nice if a bit cramped.

There’s gotta be a chicken crossing the road joke in here somewhere

Sorry Popeye’s fans — looks like those sandwiches are gonna be delayed a bit longer.

But would he approve of a mid-engine Corvette? 

Zora. Dude. You were the best. Thank you.

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Tag yourself in the top shot. 

Is a Hot Dog a sandwich?