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Not a single Rilo Kiley record. Nonsense.

Lists are dumb, but if I'm gonna complain…

Are you not? She's really strong.

Ohhh… Best book. Question: If you had to spend the night in the Met, or the Aquarium, which would you choose?

That sax solo at the end of "Midnight City" is so smooth that it could be a Grammy-winning collaboration between Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas.

"…beyond a few small exceptions… can’t seem to fulfill an idea. Read together, the stories in Knots retreat into repeated motifs."

No love for Monkey Shines? I see how it is.

We're in for a bumpy ride. Buckle up, buckaroos.

Hollywood Masterclass this week was an all-timer. That was easily one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and that vape commercial line-reading was insane.

With Tormund as the Jules character.

I mean that he's like the character, not the movie.

I'd watch a miniseries that was just a charming romantic comedy with a love triangle between Jaime, Brienne, and Tormund.

I liked that his story ended with Dany giving him her forgiveness. He's easily the least interesting character on the show. The fact that we keep spending time with him is especially irritating.

Same thing here.

Nope. The old western Shane.

He might not be with us, but his work sure is… ready to eat our brains at any moment.

He's just not a good longform storyteller. Jekyll bore this out. So has Sherlock. Doctor Who might be the least offensive of his work, but it's still deeply inconsistent, and his best work is still from when Davies was running the show.

More excited that Moffat is stepping down. He's a terrible showrunner. Whittaker will give a really great energy to the character, and I'm incredibly excited to see what her tenure will look like.

James K. Polk is incredibly underrated. The Shane of presidents.

Wade finds the OASIS, because maybaaaaaay you're gonna be the one that saves maaaaaaaaaay, 'cause after aaaaaaaaaaaaall you're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaaatts.