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God, if ever an ending soured me on an entire series. The end of How I Met Your Mother must be how other people feel about the ending of Lost.

He does now, and for the sake of that rhyme.

If he's down for it, that's all that matters. Congraaaaats Paaaat.

I was having a really rough day, but this made me feel a lot better. At least I wasn't snubbed in front of the world for being a jackass.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!

Whoa!!! Glad my pro-Trump submission made the cut. What an honor!!

Jesus Christ. 2 hours 13 minutes?? Did Judd Apatow edit this movie? Heh.

I think I've written this on some other article here, but that moment in Shaun of the Dead where they're picking out records to throw at the zombie makes one joke that is both hilarious, and a great character moment. They get to The Stone Roses, and the first one is an obvious keep. Then they get to Second Coming, and

You know what'd be better than all of that? If the movie was just like, you know, good. Like the last two.

That's a really good track, actually. It totally makes sense why it would've been cut from the show, but I'm glad we still got a version of it.

I've not listened to Near the Wild Heart of Life, but Celebration Rock really is a classic. In fact, it's kind of a grower, if that makes sense. The appeal of the record is instant, but those songs are so good, and so fully-formed, that their very existence is a miracle.

It was a strong-but-fleeting high. Some tracks hold up well enough—both versions of "Dear Theodosia" are pleasant, "An Open Letter" is neat enough, and I really like the covers of "Burn" and "Satisfied—" but yeah. On the whole, isn't great. Hopefully, Vol. 2, if it's still happening, will be fresher.

I love Hamilton, but this seems suuuuuuper late.

This is a Stranger Things treasure trove of 80s post punk influence. Death-trilogy-era The Cure, early Swans, Suicide, Big Black, Peter Murphy/Bauhaus, etc. I also love that this is a record about the cyclical nature of oppression, and the way this is expressed through the music is in the heavy drone bent Algiers

I'm just finally getting to Angie Tribeca, and really, what an honest-to-goodness delight of a show.

Kind of insane that Trial & Error, handily the best comedy of the season, does not make this list. How dare this list not reflect my opinions exactly the way I want? HOW. DARE. THIS LIST???

You just wrote what you did so you didn't say Silicon Valley has an asshole to fill.

One of the more obnoxious social fads.

This was actually my favorite episode of the season, because we really get a chance to be with these characters. I think the She-Wolf stuff is great. I think the stuff with the pizza guy is great—I mean, any entrance with "Head Over Heels" is bound to be at least okay. I love that quiet little ending. It's a funny,

Fantastic Beasts is an abortion. Eddie Redmayne has never felt a human emotion in his life, and the narrative flow of the film is nonexistent. Also, FUCK JOHNNY DEPP!!!!