I sang it to my dogs for at least a half hour afterwards.  

‘Runnin’ through the house with a pickle in my mouth’ makes me lol.

They did! It’s aan additive used in homebrew/illegal weed vapes to make them thicker. But why look at the facts when we can obscure them and spread disinfo to ram through another agenda?

I thought they traced some of the worst cases back to vaporizing Vitamin E acetate... which vaporizes at 455 degrees F? Its basically like sticking your head into an oven to huff the steam from a browning pot roast.

Let’s check in with the children of Flint, since Michigan is showing so much concern for its children. 

Now what are the teens going to do to rebel and be cool? Oh, cigarettes will still be nice and legal? Good, glad to know our priorities are straight.

Somebody finally got that blasted contraption to work.

In the Biblical book of Genesis, there’s the story of Lot who was saved from the destruction of the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. As Lot and his family escape, his wife turns to look at the destruction and is turned into a pillar of salt. 

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

All those other things fall under “she could do these things, but she doesn’t”.

I see no lies.

Today I watched Lost Highway and realized its much better than I remembered. I also remembered that I went on a date to see it and we witnessed a guy jerking off during one of the sex scenes. The jerk off dude has done more in his life to deserve media coverage than any of these two messes this articles about.

After reading those texts, I feel like it’s possible I rejected racism too quickly, without really considering both sides of the argument.

In my experience, if you remain entangled with a pathological liar for long enough, they will hurt you. They may not mean to, but they will. They simply cannot help themselves.

tom Brady -made out with a young, male relative.

Here’s my essay: I also was friends/roommates with a magnetic pathological liar for several years. It was bad and shitty. When I was 23 I told her I was moving out and that she should get therapy because no one could trust a damn thing she said. Last I heard she had a kid and I felt sorry for it. The end.

You’re right. The headline should have been “Antonio Brown admits to sexual assault in text message, victim accuses him of rape at later encounter".

I hope she’s receiving the therapy she needs to recover from this. Can’t even imagine the horror of being sexually assaulted.

I feel like her lawyer just recreated the scene from Trading Places where they shorted  the OJ market. Wait for it . . . Wait for it. . . Now!

What did lawyers and detectives do, prior to the era when assailants texted their victims and bragged about the torts visited on their victims?