On Simmons, can you imagine how painful yesterday was for him? His arch-enemy (Goodell) comes down as hard as possible on his beloved Patriots and his ultimate man-crush (Brady), and he has nowhere to vent publicly. I would have hated to have been Mrs. Simmons or his kids.

Thank you! Then truth is the NFL isn’t obligated to do shit about crimes off the field. We have a legal system for that. But the freaking social media group think we have going on these days has decided that everyone must levy punishments. People are also trying to have it both ways. The Ray Rice punishment was…

blah blah blah. He should have gotten more for his role in cheating but they got him on the safer charge. I’m pissed Goodell refuses to strip their Super Bowl wins which I refuse to recognize.

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

more like roger badell.

Found the Pats fan

Initially I thought the league wasn’t going to suspend their golden boy, but once I started hearing about other teams getting pissed off, this became the obvious result.

But no where near as bad as having a bounty system

I was unaware the Vikings, Panthers, or Chargers ever had their game balls certified to be the proper temperature an hour before the game and then had assistants secretly warm them up in bathrooms under specific instructions from their team’s quarterback.

It would have been a tiny fine had they confessed. Instead Kraft demanded an apology. It led to a culture of hubris where players were denying and joking about this instead of just admitting what was obvious.

Superbowl XLIX*

Yep. first thing I thought of. But that’s more a statement on how bad Ray Rice’s initial punishment was than what this punishment is.

Adventure Time Princesses Ranked.

With 1.5 seconds left?

Counterpoint*:

Maybe not so egregious when you consider that in the final minute the Cavs took 3 attempts to inbound the ball. I actually thought LeBron should’ve been inbounding in that situation instead of James Jones. Considering there were no timeouts left and LeBron did had a nice feed to Mosgov on the exact same sort of deal…

These are not ranked.

You're really going to go wide with this aren't you? *insert, come on now phrase here*

We decided no undead pets. Besides it gets a lot of love in other posts with that creepy kid.

Struggled with including that one, re-watched it recently. Up there with Pontypool.