I’m someone who likes rough stuff and went to therapy in part because I felt like a freak because some men I was with told me I was broken/gross/not a real feminist. I struggled for years to deny the things I wanted, even though it comes from a place of fun and adventure, and I’ve had some very healthy, positive…

Everyone is welcome. But we’re leaving in exactly 20 minutes or this will just become a huge production, and we’ll never get out the door.

But it always starts out as a joke, doesn’t it?

How to avoid fake news on Facebook:

Good Christ! $399 a month? I was willing to go undercover as a blonde hair, blue eyed Jew since I’m kinda curious about uncircumcised micropenises.

But now I’m thinking I need a sponsor or something.

It’s a reference to this old British TV show called ‘The Prisoner’. Its plot is hard to explain (secret agent quits the business and his agency imprisons him in this weird fake village full of other prisoners to keep him from potentially revealing the secrets he knows.) The prisoners on the show don’t have names, just…

you know what would be SUPER AWESOME? being able to exist in the world without constant reminders that most other people in the world evaluate me and my value through the lens of how much dudes do or do not want to fuck me.

Tony “The Mooch”Scaramucci. Geeze, talk about acting out an ethnic stereotype.

dude creeps me the fuck out... in a seedy slick willy used car salesman kinda way

Hey Tommy,

Deaf,

I’m offended Hemsworth’s superiority is even up for debate.

I’m interested in the Chrisistance movements that are going to spring up.

Damn the internet is savage.

The tabloid went about it the right way. It’s the police department that might have messed up.

Exactly. Fuck these people. They are heinous and the whole Quiverfull movement is disgusting. They treat women like nothing but breeding stock to be traded and bartered. They are the perfect example of the “religious” zealots who wholeheartedly voted for Trump.

I think they have a monthly bare knuckle over it, like the fight from They Live.

Every time I see him I think, “This guy is not dealing with a full deck.” I saw an interview with him last night and he said he put a cat in a microwave.

He does! I’m nearly 60 and I have fewer wrinkles than he does. This delights me in ways that aren’t entirely mature, but there it is.

Ugh, my mom loved that show. She was convinced that she could get on the show and talk with her beloved dead grandmother. I told her she was just as likely to get in touch with her dead asshole father and get a beyond-the-grave rant about Koreans and women nowadays.