Roast, salt, water, potatoes, carrots

Whereas Rowling is alive and able to spin whatever fable she wants to?

all the lack of LGBT representation means is that they weren't represented by the main characters, and even then unless the story delves into their sexuality as it does with Harry, you CAN'T know for certain there were none— you can only say we don't have an example from the slim margin of time we interact with…

Fruitcake is one of those mind boggling things that I enjoy now as an Old.