Most telling stat for how bad they got their ass kicked was no one on a Thibs coached team played more than 31 minutes.

I am in the market for a new phone and you know what, FUCK YOU APPLE, FUCK YOU LG, and FUCK YOU samsmug. $1000 is crazy, for a device that just does not live that long. That’s why I’ve decided to give my money to OnePlus for their 5t. None of the flagship phones by the major manufacturers are $500 better than the 5t,…

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

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Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I think Dean knew what Grindr is but didnt wanna disclose bc hes super discreet, 7inches clean/cut, ddf and cant host.

I think it’s called Hosr

Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby and Darren McCarty. What a bunch of beauties.

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Wait, there is another pro sports team known as the Jets?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

“Elementary, Watson.”

While it’s bad The Onion has been Kinja’d, it’d only be worse if any random chud could try and make their own jokes in the comments.

with hard work and the right attitude I don’t see why not

Have you read the sentence? It’s good, actually.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

I’m sure the ol’sturgeon came swimming along, minding his business one day.

Not only that, but his attitude. If you disagree with Chris (and don’t get vulgar), he’ll come down and chat in the comments, and have a great back-and-forth with you. Guys like Redford, Burneko, Ley, Marchman - if you disagree with them, no matter your tone, it’s an automatic “fuck off idiot!” The Deadspin team could…