Like I always say, you can never have enough Black Presidents to unfairly blame for all of your problems.

Why is that one guy at Gawker doing the deal where he makes a video of him eating food for the first time? Was there some discussion of this idea at weekly meeting where everyone in the room agreed that it should be green-lit, wherein not a single person said, “This is dumb and makes us look like shit-heads.”?

Capitalism is the reason this website got funded.

OK, we got your opinion on South Park. In spades. Whaddaya think about that Rand Paul fellow?

I see them winning but being unable to repeat.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Popovich/Duncan 2024

But who didn’t let Leinart go?

Glad to see the New York Islanders are not the only ones paying Mike Comrie to do nothing.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

Browns Mgmt: Johnny we’re going to have to cut ties with you.

You know, just because the hack joke is there you don’t mean you have to make it.

make sure you have a cigarette handy

I’ve watched almost every T-Wolves game this season, most of their struggles come down to the coaching. Sam Mitchell is not a good coach. In the age of 3s, he seems to be instructing his guys to take very long 2s out of iso sets. It came be very frustrating to watch, especially when you look at a team like the…

Can’t say I blame ESPN for this—what Mark Jackson has sex with is nobody’s concern.

Allen Iverson would tend to agree with you.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.