Which is the bigger story, lets see:
Which is the bigger story, lets see:
More of a flee-from-Jesus moment, but yea.
In case you needed more evidence that soccer fans in Argentina are the worst
Oh, it's possible... you just have to read your comment with Ricky's voice in your head.
I would pay big time dollars for Deadspin premium, where every last comment goes straight to Hiney Hole Island. (Ok like $5. But I totally would.)
Whatever...Dougie started it by first calling out Kelly for having a swollen eye instead of an “upper body injury”.
I'm no Simmons apologist, but writing "trying to appear as a 'smart'" might explain why you make gif's for deadspin instead of, you know, "try to appear as a 'smart'" as a professor or whatever you used to do, Tim.
DHOF first ballot. That response is a masterpiece.
Come on man, that's just plain lazy! There are clearly two of them in the photos.
Wow. You really did banish a comment that could, I guess, be misconstrued as "negative" about Ol' Billy. You do realize that if you are "pro" Walton, then what I write is exactly what you'll get (and you know it), in which case, you are a "fan" of it, in which case it is not a negative comment. Simple logic.
Agreed, no bad words about Walton from me. I used to fucking LOVE it when he would rail on and on and on about "Leandrihno Barbosa...his real name you know, Leandrihno, blah blah blah small town Brazil blah blah hippie bullshit inane insane non-sequiturs blah blah blah", as Mike Breen is growing more and more agitated…
He should be more concerned about Shaq's shit talking, from back when Shaq was "rapping" with the Fu-Shnickens and calling him out with the truly devastating lyric "Who went #1? Not Christian Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning", and also more recently, with every single stupid word Shaq says as part of the TNT crew.
Slight typo in your hot toddy recipe — you spelled "brandy" as "bourbon" for some reason.
Larry Sanders just won't quit either. Gotta follow your Passion. (Passion being his favorite strain of marijuana.)
I mean, I'd start by banning the jumping jaw-first into a skate blade on purpose, but yea if that doesn't work then sure, ban hockey.
Only missed one shift, for the amputations.
Collison. It was probably that motherfucker Collison.
His attitude towards women seemed to be better summarized by the barcode sticker... "Used, Good".
"Clownfraud? I'll show you clownfraud! No really, come a little closer..."