Because like most gaming fans they are entitled children that cannot respect the creators or understand this is a business.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

> shifts to another spot on the globe every 12 hours

Damn snowflakes.  In my day they would have given the ref a flying drop kick to the head and then lit the stadium on fire while their supporters stampeded the opposition.  

I appreciate that, but please do know that none of this would be possible without all of my talented, hard-working colleagues here at Kotaku. We are a team in so many ways, and none of these stories are single-person efforts, ever.

Petition to call people Magikarps more often

Things Canada constantly lords over the US:

I’m going to need to know how ethnic the batter is before decided whether this was flashy, me-first showmanship that tarnishes the game or scrappy, hard-nosed gritty play that kids should emulate.

On one hand yeah, it’s silly, but on the other hand, are you really holding this against him? He’s a kid, I would be damn proud if my kid would be this passionate about something, especially something he’s good at. He seems like an ok kid, his parents seem very supportive, this whole article was all bunch of…

So we have a young, non-Canadian player who just beat Canada’s national team for a championship, and is now blowing off the NHL scouting combine to party his way around his home country for a week.

Just wanted to say this is really outstanding reporting. I love reading in-depth reports like this and hope we continue to see more in the future here. I know these types of articles are a lot more expensive, time-consuming, and probably not as well-read as some other content, but this is what I come to this site for.…

I’m so tired of this being all people talk about when confronted with these projects.

OH SNAP!! This is one of my favorite work’s of King’s and favorite books in general! It’s a shame they are not being put out by the same service though, since it would be awesome to be able to make the Dark Tower connections that much more a reality.

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

I know I’m high because the longer I look at this photo the smaller Tucker’s legs get. It’s absolutely Chandler-esque.

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

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Have you tried reading to them before bed (depending on their ages)? I started my (then) seven-year-old daughter with Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Powerpuff Girls and Bone, eventually moving up to Ultimate Spider-Man (which has some already outdated attitudes in the early goings, unfortunately). She’s now ten. We’r…