Jason, I’ve been a developer on more than one of these types of monolithic ambitious-but-aimless projects that eventually lurches over the finish line (late). You’ve gone through months (or years) of very real suffering to get it to that point, and when it arrives, you’re embarrassed at what’s been put out. It’s…

Check out dat ass.

Now look at your man

Good job Robert Kraft, you shit! You have me rooting for THE STATE OF FLORIDA!

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Don’t it alvays seem to go
Zat you don’t know vat you’ve got ‘til it’s gone
Zey paved paradise
Und put up ein parking lot

This is why I read Splinter. There are times when you should feel uncomfortable. This is one of them.

The question about why do 40 and 50-somethings share nude photos of each other like teenagers will go unanswered.

Obligatory.

Hopson: “Ah, I see you’ve played Knifey-Spoony before!”

I hear this one on nearly every speedrunning post I do and my response is always that these tricks take tons of practice to perform and these runners are infinite more knowledge about the games they run than you or me will ever be in pretty much anything.

I’m a Canadian who considers myself “centrist”. I’d be a hard left Liberal in the USA.

I did.

I’m sure there is someone who gets this joke. 

So until a couple days ago, he was the head coach of a professional women’s hockey team, a hockey announcer and the VP of a bank?

Petterson had such a hot start this season, it reminds a bit of Ovechkin’s rookie season, Vancouver still has a bunch of work to do but this is the kind of spark they need before winning the President’s Trophy and subsequent first round exit to the expansion season Seattle Sockeyes, Vancouver will burn effigies of…

yeah, but you’re not gonna get them from the chunky ass owners directly. That’s a shame.

I have no idea.

A couple things. The starters have 2 non-unique decks that are designed for learning the game, and 2 unique decks as well.

The unique decks are sold as 9.99 (USD MSRP) boxed product, so there are alternate ways to get the packs.

As for the banned deck names, not all of the ones posted in the article are banned. Wang,…

Not a bad write-up. But I’m sure many of my fellow gawkfugees will agree, nothing will ever top caity’s endless apps mozzarella sticks writeup. (cached version)