hocuspocusoctopus says wash your damn hands
hocuspocusoctopus
5/11/20
1:07 AM
21

I figured since I was in quarantine, I’d give this Outlander show a try. After I counted eleven (eleven!) rape attempts in fewer than eleven episodes, I threw in the towel. (That is more than one per episode. How did this get past editors!) Read more

3/30/20
4:15 PM
33

He mad cos Ivanka ain’t shit with a tiara but Miss New Jersey Golf Course 1999. He mad cos the closest he comes to royalty is naming his kids after brands Tiffany and Barrons (bet: if Melania had another kid, kid would be named Forbes). He mad cos Harry is balding and a redhead but still hotter than DJTJ and Err-Ick. Read more

3/9/20
3:07 PM
1

Well said, Hokes. I’m going to have that embroidered on a tea towel.

3/8/20
3:56 AM
6

This. He can’t even be bothered to campaign to black voters or ask for our support. Yet I’m supposed to believe he will fight hard to enact his outrageous policies? He didn’t even ask Jim Clyburn for his endorsement because he just “knew he wouldn’t give it to him.” How is he going to be a good president when he makes Read more

3/6/20
8:38 AM
1

You’re already in the shower washing the rest of yourself, why would you NOT do your legs? Like why????

3/6/20
7:32 AM
3

Literally what lotion is for. So now they ashy and unwashed.

3/1/20
5:32 PM
2

I saw this thread before you responded to him and I just kept it moving because he seems a dick just in general. Read more

2/28/20
8:57 AM
2

I’m probably more a slob and definitely not a germophobe but I feel like I was my hands a good number of times a day. This is especially true if I’m at home because I’m washing up dishes or the kitchen counter so I feel I have to wash my hands after that to get the Clorox or whatever spray I used off me.