“Gets Miracle Whipped” is gold.
He mad cos Ivanka ain’t shit with a tiara but Miss New Jersey Golf Course 1999. He mad cos the closest he comes to royalty is naming his kids after brands Tiffany and Barrons (bet: if Melania had another kid, kid would be named Forbes). He mad cos Harry is balding and a redhead but still hotter than DJTJ and Err-Ick. Read more
Well said, Hokes. I’m going to have that embroidered on a tea towel.
This. He can’t even be bothered to campaign to black voters or ask for our support. Yet I’m supposed to believe he will fight hard to enact his outrageous policies? He didn’t even ask Jim Clyburn for his endorsement because he just “knew he wouldn’t give it to him.” How is he going to be a good president when he makes… Read more
The last man to make me want a revolution...
Literally what lotion is for. So now they ashy and unwashed.
That duck is a whole vibe.
I’m probably more a slob and definitely not a germophobe but I feel like I was my hands a good number of times a day. This is especially true if I’m at home because I’m washing up dishes or the kitchen counter so I feel I have to wash my hands after that to get the Clorox or whatever spray I used off me.