Apparently Toonami won’t show the seasons of Food Wars I haven’t seen so I feel duped.

“Gets Miracle Whipped” is gold.

I figured since I was in quarantine, I’d give this Outlander show a try. After I counted eleven (eleven!) rape attempts in fewer than eleven episodes, I threw in the towel. (That is more than one per episode. How did this get past editors!)

Hokes!

He mad cos Ivanka ain’t shit with a tiara but Miss New Jersey Golf Course 1999. He mad cos the closest he comes to royalty is naming his kids after brands Tiffany and Barrons (bet: if Melania had another kid, kid would be named Forbes). He mad cos Harry is balding and a redhead but still hotter than DJTJ and Err-Ick.

See, many rich and powerful people have commuted crimes or said or done horribly offensive things. And with the invention of social media the general public is now capable of voicing their outrage about this. Many of these comedians have made jokes or statements about how it is wrong that the public is trying to hold…

Youre being no different than people who say they dont wear seat belts because it makes them feel restricted. Or people who dont cover their mouths when they sneeze because they dont want to get it on them. You’re essentially ignoring safety precaution because of a minor inconvenience lol. Just get a small bottle of…

I entirely agree with this article. Anyone who can not see the sexism baked into Warren’s struggles is blind. This is not to say she didn’t mess up or stumble, because she did, like every other candidate has at some point. And I am not saying her losing the primary (likely at this point) is entirely down to sexism,…

But I mean, out of consideration for others you really should. And you know better

I keep shouting at my husband about exactly this. Wash your hands for me — or just to shut me up, I don’t care. But like, this is a social good, not just a matter of whether you feel like it!

We are literally, in our office, planning a Coronavirus hand washing intervention on this one older co-worker. We all already won’t touch the ice cubes in the kitchen in case she’s been there first.

Me! Me! I got a story!

Also women: use the toilet seat covers and stop trying to squat. You get pee EVERYWHERE! You do not have the thigh strength of Beyonce! And even if Bey found herself in an average airport bathroom like the rest of us she would use a fucking seat cover because she’s not nasty!

FoF has been around for years. Who the fuck are you? 

Oh man, this was adorable...

Yup.

Yup, foreign citizen here. That’s major level cringe.

its weird just like the pledge of allegiance is weird. i hate all that forced patriotism stuff, just creeps me out. 

Yep. This. It’s a dopamine hit for dumb motherfuckers who otherwise bitch about indoctrination.