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hocuspocusoctopus says wash your damn hands
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No one is gonna point out that that “chai” is simply matcha with a touch of spice.

“Him!?! That guy!?!? He’s the father of Meghan, the looker? This is a joke, right?”

Seriously? All black music has to be out here showing you the same level of whatever you deem to be important?

It’s a lie! It’s all a lie! No man has ever cheated on a woman and she stay with him. This is all PR!

My fave take here is that Beyoncé should be like Donald Glover and do “more important” work because life is shit “now.”

That’s why Kanye loves him. It’s the idea that anything can happen.

No idea. I would say I want to meet that baby, but he probably a toddler or something now.

Considering how much straight men seem to be obsessed with lady’s vaginas, so many of them sure get squeamish when the general upkeep part is involved. And that’s why those men shouldn’t be messed with. Stay away from men who can’t handle the vagina during the entire cycle.

I mean, I was (still actually) faithful to one brand. Tried a different one a while ago because I thought “How different can they really be” and that was the first time ever in life that I finally understood how women were having trouble finding the string. That brand was garbage.

Holy crap. Why have I never thought to do that? I’m ashamed of myself. However, in fairness to him, he sometimes can remember what I need, but the store is out and then that causes his decent into madness.

That’s like the pure essences of repulsive trash.

Um... neither. No one has time to be dealing with useless adults like this when you are bleeding out on the floor. A guy who wants a cookie for doing basic adult functions is not someone to be with in a meaningful way.

It’s one of the main reasons why I try to find a reason to post this gif. I love just staring at it as well.

thinks Kid Cudi’s name is pronounced, “Coo-Dee

Regardless of whether this was a joke, she went through a major ordeal that could have killed her. This shows how deep his lack of compassion went

*eyeroll* Nice to know that some men are still out here acting like buying a box of cotton rolls is a big deal. Never be with a man like this.

She is the worst. I’m highly annoyed that she was able to con liberals and centrists into thinking she was a rational or even slightly reasonable human.

Wut?

That is rude. He has done enough in the past few years for me to think of Gettyimages private plane pics and Photoshop whenever I see his name in a headline.