You’ve always managed to rally for me- so please, let me return the favor. I know that I am kind of late and dozens of people have voiced their support of you, but let me be another voice in there. You matter to me.

Look, I hate to point out the painfully obvious there, but there is a problem with pet overpopulation in this country. Feeding puppies into a wood chipper on live TV would be a SERVICE! Why, he is the only one with the resources and the will to actually get something done why everyone else just rings their hands and…

Right now she is on supervised probation. Her one counselor (Micki) who is super fabulous approached the PO with that suggestion which would should also help with some of her other issues as well. PO nixed the idea out of hand until she reaches the end of supervised probation and her random drug tests. This should be…

The week before last, the gas company managed to hack out the line to my internet which left me without phone, television and of course, internet service. This is the week that Big Foot stops using the woods as her therapy and instead mopes about the house saying she is bored. I spent several days going to the library…

Look for an older dog- they tend to be less chewy and destructive. (My Good Charlotte destroyed stuff until she died, the poor girl).

I built the walkway from porch to gazebo today. All I need to add is pebble between the stones. Is everyone aware that you cannot find round paver stones anywhere at least in my mush brained state? The walkway is curvy (kind of by accident but shhh it looks planned) and has solar lights. My child is convinced that…

After apologizing and very briefly leaving Twitter for the fourth or fifth time, Roseanne went on a retweet rampage including a lovely doctored photo of Valerie Jarrett which is supposed to be a year book photo in which she claims that her goal is to make the US more Islamic.

Give this guy a sneezer with wilted lettuce and tell him to fuck all the way off.

She has already said that she will not be attending her high school graduation (which is 4 years away) but that is big progress from just a year or two ago when she said she was never even going to graduate.

Big Foot skipped the graduation for her program because she is not big on ceremony and people making a fuss. I can’t say that I blame her because I used to have a melt down when people sang a certain song in front of a flaming cake. There is a junior high school principal in Florida that has a scar on her leg from my…

Dude. The only one jealous of that “hair” is the costume designer at the Little Players Playhouse production of the Wizard of Oz. 

How DARE you! Golden Retrievers are awesome, beautiful and noble doggums. Taffy Labrum is none of those things.

If one of them can work in “A sphinchter says what?” just one time I would die on the spot from the sheer glee. Hell, give me the chance and I would do it and then high five myself while everyone just stared at me in horror.

I don’t remember who but someone posted on Twitter that men only get “so long” to show their son’s affection/love and mothers get their whole lives and it may me feel so sad for the men that think this way and then I read this maniac’s quotes and it made me even sadder but angry as well.

My son is still getting this from me- even on FB when he comments or “likes” a questionable meme and gets a sudden lecture from his mother. I call out his friends and even some of his relatives on their bullshit.

#presidentstompyfoot

Thanks, I will check out a few places. I think I can get a friend of mine to let me try her brand but I can’t remember what it is.

We do live right along the railroad. So far I have seen no evidence that anything is at all recent and there are never any foot prints out there beyond her giant ass ones. If she even thought she heard something bigger than a squirrel out there she would be in the house and freaked out.

We’ve tried 2 flavors, 2 different brands. They all gagged her after the third or fourth sip. Last night she did manage to eat a whole plate of pizza and a few hours later ate a “few” blueberries. Kid ate all but 4 and put the container back in the fridge.

Her and I have pretty much the same kind of schedule. She goes to school online and other than the one day of the week she was going to her program she pretty much had the day to spend as she saw fit. Last summer she spent every day at the program and hated it. Felt like she lost the whole day/summer because of it.…