It is just over 2 acres but part of it was pretty overrun. The former owner moved out of state and his brother did the bare minimum of mowing in the front and nothing else. A tiny house would fit perfectly in the one area she is clearing out- ;)

Big Foot graduates her program next week- there were times when we thought this day would never come. She has absolutely fallen in love with the back part of my property- she has created about 6-8 little path ways back there and she is always back there pulling weeds/thorns and debris. In the process she has found a…

What a pretty baby! I’m glad she is doing so well!

Holy fucking shit. You cannot be this stupid and still be upright.

Wait. I thought that was you with this bullshit:

I think I may have mentioned we are down to pleasantries every few months. I don’t think we could be “friends” that hang out and do shit any more because there is a chance that I would push him from a moving vehicle.

And cry. Don’t forget that she would cry.

I would like to sit this “refuses to be a victim” gal down and get right in her face and ask her to describe shooting someone that she knows since statistically that would be the case. I’d like for her to tell me how she thinks she would feel with a gun in her own face, with someone shouting about how you should be…

Ugh, the Rambo effect. I have a friend who is a gun humper and getting to be pretty rabid about it. In fact, he started a gun store pretty much so he could stop selling insurance. Collects guns. Shoots them every now and then at a safe, well-lit range. This is not the guy that you would count on to save you in a…

I finally gave up on a long time friend because I was killing myself with the internal monologue of “Gary Johnson, Paula. For the love of life itself. Gary Fucking Johnson. Whyyyy??????”

Well, if he does then I suggest the deplorables all get sent to remedial English classes and relearn the basics so they can assimilate.

Holy shit, there was some maniac on Twitter saying we DO have an official language which is why English classes are mandatory in high school but Spanish, French, etc. are electives. ENGLISH CLASSES. I am so done.

I’m sorry for all of this.

A friend in high school was going to marry her high school sweetheart (the world’s worst kisser, by the way) and send him through med school.She would then get her law degree. Another friend planned to move to London for a while. Me? I wanted to study child psychology, have 6 kids and a giant farm. Bad kisser and…

Being told that I would never conceive along with a faulty gallbladder left me without a clue that I was pregnant the first time until I was already 16 weeks along.

Geezalou, I am so freakin’ crabby I am starting to piss my ownself off.

I am out of sorts today. Everyone and everything is just pissing me off to the point that I am gritting my teeth to even be remotely human. I told Sadie to piss off if she was going to continue eating her own ass like that. I told Middle Child that for mother’s day I just wanted a nap and maybe to be left alone for a…

Sly.

It is a creepy little thought that keeps coming to the front of my brain but, no shit Pence wants this all to wrap up- he kind of wants to wave bye bye to the orange maniac and then ascend to the Presidency where he can get down to the business of bringing about the End of Time.

Well, thank goodness that Georgia has solved all crimes and has nothing better to do with their resources than this. Whew!