Sounds like somebody needs some high quality H2O.

Miles are actually 2.57 times larger in Texas. 

Before I played one of these battle royale games, I always told people I wasn’t interested because I knew it would be 20 minutes of me wandering around a field not finding anybody only to get shot in the face by a shotgun and die instantly and that didn’t sound like fun to me.

Thanks for the article! This is probably the best feature the site has still going, to me.

You are old. I’m not going to say you’re wrong for liking that he does that, but that sure as hell isn’t the best thing about his breakout runs. 

Mandy Moore reminds me of your favorite middle school teacher dressed up for the winter dance. 

Counterpoint: Lord Stanley’s Cup belongs to America now, and the more teams south of the Mason-Dixon line that win it the better. Let us instead celebrate the surprising Carolina Hurricanes, currently sitting on top of the Metropolitan.

Ryan Adams was so broken up about the failed relationship that he went on to pen such hits as Traight from the Heart and Uts like a Knife.

Saquon seems pretty chill 

He just had another AFTER the Barkley touchdown.

Used to be able to hunt megafauna in central Europe around the LGM. In today’s climate, simply not possible. 

You mention white privilege and male privilege - so, for every white male actor, should that be mentioned for every big role they land?

To be totally honest I’ve written you off as a subversive concern troll before, positive you’re using a progressive cover to make progressive concerns less appealing to people.  I’m not saying this to pile on.  Just pointing out how it comes across.

Apparently, she’s rich, too.

I doubt Tina Fey went oh well Ellie Kemper can give me stock tips so I guess I have to hire her for the lead in my new show. If she sucked at comedy she might exist in the industry as something regardless, but she wouldn't have gotten where she is without talent.

I don’t understand why you’re the second person to post this information. It would be somewhat relevant if she didn’t have any talent, didn’t pay her dues, or used her family’s money to secure her position, but she didn’t.

In Hollywood? Probably not. Maybe her wealth allowed her to screw around for a few years, writing headlines for the Onion and spending her time on improv teams without having to worry about feeding herself, but her dad probably didn’t get her a spot on The Office. At a certain point the usual combination of…

If Prince Ruprecht and recognitions are otherwise occupied (and that doesn’t seem to happen often) you can usually have a reasonable discussion of the actual topic at hand.

And sometimes people are talented regardless of their economic situation. I didn’t know Kemper was loaded until the review of her book came out yesterday. So before that she was just what I thought was one of the funniest people on TV. And I’m not going to now revise that opinion based on something that has no bearing…

I happen to think that the business of making people laugh is a meritocracy. You can either do it, or you can’t.