I have it on good authority that Haley quit because she’s strongly considering getting bangs.

Calm down kanye – williamtherefore, LA, United States, 5 hours ago

LOL.  The Cubs tripped over their own dicks, losing 2 straight single elimination games in 2 days at home.  Fuck them.

Did it maybe occur to you that judging a stand-up comedian by their success as a sitcom actor doesn’t make much sense?

Mulaney’s TV side hasn’t worked out but he’s very well-regarded on the standup circuit. 

Nothing says “unimpressive” like selling out Radio City.

John Mulaney is one of the hottest, most successful standups working right now. He doesn’t need your advice, but I’m sure he’d thank you politely for it anyway.

Moderately lefty would be fine. Salon-level faux outrage is something else.

When our brand new event center for the university finally opened up to the public our first comedian was....Bill Cosby. If we knew back then what we know now.

You can see clearly at 0:38 that Cousins comes down with all his weight onto Bennett. This absolutely should be a foul of roughing the rusher.

I believe Senator Cruz takes umbrage at your assessment....

“While only three species of shark—the great white, tiger, and bull—have killed a significant number of humans”

Actually, it’s really about ethics in throwing chairs at people. 

 It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself

He threw a temper tantrum last week and the Republicans watched and said, “Yeah! That’s what we need more of in the highest court of the nation!”

It looks like Murkowski, Collins, Flake, and Manchin got together in a room and drew straws to see who got to vote “no”.

I interpreted it as “The Good Place” writers inverting Outback Steakhouse so that this time it’s the Australians making a trite, shallow, exaggerated and distorted caricature of America into a middle-tier table service restaurant chain instead of the other way around.

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

I remember someone coming in asking if he could buy the giant Star Fox and Mario statues that had apparently been standing at the entrance to the electronics section in the late 1990's. I’ve lived in this area and had been shopping at that TRU for about 12 years before I started working there, and I’ve never seen…

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